lowtax:

if chewbacca was tsundere he would be named youbaka

other-wordly:

pronunciation | \oo-blE-et\
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ravenbow:

aryastarkness:

I WAS IN THE SHITTIEST MOOD ALL DAY AND SEEING THIS JUST MADE ME FEEL SO MUCH FUCKING BETTER

GOD DAMMIT JEREMY RENNER WHY ARE YOU SO AMAZING

lukethreepwood:

godzilla23:

club-afterlife:

odinsmightymustache:

flatbear:

dead-logic:

I just read this very interesting article:

Why Loki Won in the Avengers.

Warning: spoilers. Make sure you’ve seen the movie first before you read this.

Mind: Blown. It always bugged me that Loki was so careless about drawing the Hulk out, knowing full well he could be beaten by the creature. This is just…ahhh. AHHH.

YES

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MIND = BLOWN

onceuponthetardis:

roboboners:

Honey you mean HUNKULES

apchondych:

One, all the ancestors pre-scratch have the same last names.

Two, the official name for troll boobs is Rumble Spheres.

Rumble Spheres.

RUMBLE SPHERES

Hey John, you just touched Rose’s boob?

Well Dave is touching some RUMBLE SPHERES.

THESE FUCKERS ARE BATTLE READY.

RUMBLE READY EVEN.

gaymzee:

what if every time somebody posted a bad joke on tumblr the grand highblood came out of nowhere and killed them

crab-cakes:

mint-t:

lordoftheplants:

piratessunluck:

Crazy Condesce

I’m sorry April.

asklfja

I’m not sorry.

oh good fuck

pettyartist:

egriz:

sp0radic:

how the hell are they gonna put the pizza planet truck in Brave

You watch.

They’ll do it.

And it will still make sense.

julieruin:

my religion textbook said that sarcasm and irony are sins

itnernet:

you called me a bitch… a dog is a bitch…. dogs bark…… bark is on trees…trees are part of nature and nature is beautiful…so u called me beautiful….so thnx i guess but like no homo